Tuesday, May 5, 2009

New Chair

I think I'm addicted to spray paint. Not in the bad, "huffing in an alley" kind of way. But in the good, "as intended by the manufacturer" kind of way.

My favorite paint to use has been Krylon Indoor/Outdoor Gloss. I've used it on metal, wood and ceramic so far and it's worked great every time. The colors are awesome and it does dry glossy and smooth, making it appear that it's the original paint.

I bought this stool at an antique store last weekend for $9. The paint was scratched and scuffed. It looked pretty haggard. I slapped a couple coats of paint on it and it looks as good as new.



I also used it to paint the two green chairs.

Monday, May 4, 2009

That Feels a Little Bit Better...

Sometimes when misfortune craps on you, fortune shows you a little pity. I booked my first senior portrait session today! I'm really excited. I get to bust out all the cool shots and angles and filters. We're going to start in the Old Market (naturally). I also want to try to find an open field somewhere. I loved shooting photos yesterday of my nieces and nephews playing in the flower (aka dandelion) field yesterday. I'm not well informed on good places to go that will appear secluded like that though.

I like the feeling in photos when there's so sign of civilization anywhere and nature stretches on as far as the eye can see. That's kind of what I have in mind for the first bridal shoot I do this summer. Jen... I'm talkin about you here... I think that would look so peaceful and romantic. Just a bride and groom together, alone, with beauty all around them.

Ouch

Ouch That Hurts: Paying $316 for new tags on my husband's car... that we're due last June.

No Really, That Hurts: Paying $316 for new tags on my husband's car and paying $150 to get his car out of impound for having said expired tags.

For Real! That hurts. Knock It OFF: Paying $316 for new tags on my husband's car and paying $150 to get his car out of impound for having said expired tags, then paying another $300 when the tags are due again at the end of the month.

I have a sneaking suspicion that his 2009 renewal is going to be late. Just a hunch I have... But we learned our lesson about tempting fate for eleven whole months. You may think you're getting away with something but then one day it's going to catch up with you and your car is going to disappear from the street in front of your brother's house, only to turn up the next morning at the city impound lot.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Family Time Pics

I hung out with the family today and took some fun, Spring time pictures. It's funny how the girls are soooo much easier to take picture of than the boys. The girls just sit there and smile and stare into the camera. The boys run and move and will not look at me under any circumstances.







The Dark Side Of Oz

I enrolled back in school maybe a year and a half ago for a culinary degree. I ended up taking all of the degree requirements except for any actual cooking class because I could not find the time for them. They are 8 hour long classes and mostly offered only during the week. I couldn't exactly afford to quit my job to get a bakery/pastry degree. And what exactly was I thinking I was going to do once I graduated? Make donuts at Baker's for $6 an hour? Make croissants for the Holiday Inn continental breakfast? Do you know that bakers have to wake up at ungodly hours and go to work? These are not things that I considered when starting school... All I knew is that I wanted to be a baker for a living and that I was going to open a pastry/coffee shop and it was as simple as that. Oh, what's that? A recession? And I'm essentially broke and 25 so who would give me a business loan? Details, details...

One good thing that did come out of taking classes was that I got graded by teachers. I am a sicko about getting graded and scored. I love it. Especially when it comes to writing papers. I. Love. To. Write. You may have noticed that. I got a really good score on the reading section of my ACTs and I love to work it into conversation. You would be surprised at how little opportunity there is to brag about your ACT score after the age of 18. Really, it's like no one cares about it. Even more surprisingly is that no one outside of the Great Plains states even knows what the ACTs are. You coastal snobs and your SATs...

I ended up testing out of English Comp I when I went to college the first time around, but when I went back for round two at Metro they made me take it. I thought that was completely ridiculous. I took Comp II when I was 18, and now six years later I'm being forced to go back and take Comp I? Surely I've gotten smarter in those six years and I don't need to take it, right? Wrong. Turns out you forget a lot of the things you learned in high school by the time you're in your mid-twenties. It was a major reality check that I'm getting dumber as I age.

But I digress...

One of the papers I wrote for culinary school (humph) was about " The Dark Side of Oz." I find the whole thing pretty amusing. Whether or not it's real, it's still a pretty cool legend. I'm posting the paper here so it's out there as a resource for other people interested in it. Which is probably very few. But also to show off my college-level writing skills.

(I couldn't figure out how to add a "read more" link without adding one to every single post. So I just added the paper to a new post.)

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Trick of the Mind: The Dark Side of Oz

FYI: My text formatting didn't copy out of Word and I'm too lazy to fix it. All you MLA Nazis will have to pretend that the titles are appropriately italicized.

In 1973, British progressive-rock band, Pink Floyd, released their ground-breaking conceptual album, The Dark Side of the Moon. In the early 1990s, the album mesmerized a new generation of listeners, but in a surprising new way. An early internet message board started a rumor that The Dark Side of the Moon would synch up with the 1939 movie The Wizard of Oz. When started at a specific time in the movie, there are moments when the music and lyrics on the album seem to correspond with the scenes in the film. The phenomenon was dubbed The Dark Side of Oz, or sometimes The Dark Side of the Rainbow, in reference to the rainbow design of the album’s cover. When viewed correctly, the two pieces of work do seem to coordinate at certain points. However, this occurrence is more likely created by peoples’ psychological tendencies rather than a carefully planned conspiracy by Pink Floyd, like some fans believe it is.

Synchronicity is a theory that explains the seemingly meaningful coincidences between two unrelated events. The two events relate to one another conceptually with little chance of them occurring together randomly. It is the brain’s way of creating a pattern of connection that may not really exist. Synchronicity appears to happen because peoples’ minds notice the things that happen, while failing to notice the things that do not happen. They process out the like events and dismiss everything else around them. This is an unconscious habit that everyone possesses. It is a normal way for the brain to sort out sensory input it receives and only pay conscious attention to the things that are likely to be the most significant. Without it, people would struggle to think because their brains would be sorting through every bit of information it comes across.

People who watch The Dark Side of Oz are already aware of what the intended results should be. Therefore, they already have a mental predisposition towards picking out the synchronous events. They are intentionally looking for instances that confirm the connection between the album and the movie and are not paying attention to the instances that do not connect the two. This is known as “confirmation bias.” Confirmation bias refers to a type of selective thinking where someone tends to specifically look for things that confirm one's beliefs, and to ignore the things that do not fit the pattern. If someone were to sit down and listen to The Dark Side of the Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz with the intention of finding connections, they are likely to do so simply because they have already determined that they will find such connections.

Some fans of the The Dark Side of the Moon effect believe it was intentional on the part of Pink Floyd. The effect is created by starting The Dark Side of the Moon on CD at the beginning of The Wizard of Oz, during the credits when the black and white MGM Studios lion roars for the third time. Whether or not it is intentional, the seeming correlation between the two can be striking at times. In one scene Dorothy is balancing on the fence of a pig sty while the lyrics in the song say, “And balanced on the biggest wave.” Another strong parallel between the movie and album is when Dorothy first walks past the Scarecrow in the field. The lyrics at that time say, “The lunatic is on the grass.” One of the final connections between the two is right before the album ends. Dorothy and the Scarecrow walk over to the frozen Tin Man and a sound similar to that of a heart beating starts in the music. In the movie, the Tin Man is about to sing the song, “If I Only Had a Heart.”

Although these instances can provide for a strong argument for the intentional nature of The Dark Side of Oz, the times when the album and movie do not line up far outweigh the times when they do. If this fact is taken into consideration, it dispels any proof of a real and consistent pattern. In addition to the psychological explanations of synchronicity and confirmation bias, the technology required for Pink Floyd to reproduce The Wizard of Oz in their studio and record music in time with it did not exist in 1973. Alan Parsons, the album's recording engineer, also stated that there had been no effort during recording to integrate the album with the film. The band also denies any such effort.

Regardless of how it came to be, The Dark Side of Oz remains a legendary piece of rock history. Its legend continues to grow because it challenges people to decide whether or not they think it is real, or simply their minds playing a trick on them. When viewed with a critical eye though, it is evident that the correlation between the movie and the album is nothing more than a psychological effect created by brains that are wired to find patterns and meaning in places that are occasionally meaningless. The rumor of The Dark Side of Oz remains simply what it is, a rumor.

Q&A: Tulip Table and Chairs

Question: Is stealing this furniture from my office building worth getting fired over?



Answer: Yes. Yes, it is.